Tiger King JoESSxotic Bookmark – Fridge Magnet – Tree Ornament – Mistletoe

$9.99 $3.49

ALL PROFITS from this product will be donated to MEALS ON WHEELS!

All profits will go to Meals On Wheels! AMERICA’S SENIORS NEED YOU
Your gift will help us support the local programs that keep seniors safe and living independently nationwide.





If you’re an ESSENTIAL worker, please let ESSAN know! He will send you one FREE!

He’s giving these away to show his appreciation to all medical workers, care home workers, Nurses, EMTs, Police, Fire, Teachers, Military, Postal Workers, Retail grinders, and everyone who risks their lives to serve us! Y’all are our heroes!




If you’d like to donate, send to (paypal) or Essan Galo (Venmo)

39 in stock (can be backordered)

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A perfect gift for a great cause! ALL PROFITS will be donated to Meals on Wheels!

Want that perfect gift from the Hit Netflix Docu-series TIGER KING or the BAHR fan in your life?

Everyone loves a man that can sew, but a man that can do yard work? Self-deprecating modeling antics with Tiger-King themed Face Mask?

Use as bookmark, Fridge magnet, Tree Ornament, Mistletoe, door shimmy, whatever!

Comes with red string – remove if you’re not using as bookmark!

ESSANta is super spreading holiday cheer this 2020!

Thank you for continuing to support small business.

Product Specs

  • Approximately 2″ X 4″ with red string
  • MAIL TO Joe Exotic (AKA Joseph Allen Schreibvogelin AKA Joe Maldonado AKA Joe Dillon) in prison! He can bookmark his bible or have him autograph for you! Here’s his address – Joe Maldonado-Passage, 26154-017, BOP Fort Worth, PO Box 15330, Ft Worth, TX 76119
  • Magnet will stick to any metal except aluminum – not thick enough to make a shiv in jail so no worries. (BAHR is not liable for any bodily harm potentially caused)
  • Give to your bookworm love, do people still read real books?
  • Slap this magnet anywhere! Your old metal 2-piece hockey stick, Any Car EXCEPT Saturns, Burning Ice Resurfacer, Hunting Rifle, Skate Riveter, Power Pole, etc.
  • GUARANTEED KISS as a mistletoe! Conversation starter, YOU ARE WELCOME! Invite Essan to your wedding. (NO REFUNDS, Not actual Guarantee – don’t get mad at me please)
  • Sturdy thick magnet – In case you don’t have AAA, can be used to shimmy door.
  • Not recommend for illegal drug use, I’m talking to you Evgeny Kuznetsov! JUST KIDDING! #Chirp

Additional information

Weight 1 oz
Dimensions 4 × 4 × 2 in


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Approximately 2" X 4" with red string Joe Exotic's Prison Address: Joe Maldonado-Passage, 26154-017, BOP Fort Worth, PO Box 15330, Ft Worth, TX 76119

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