A perfect gift for a great cause! ALL PROFITS will be donated to Meals on Wheels!
Want that perfect gift from the Hit Netflix Docu-series TIGER KING or the BAHR fan in your life?
Everyone loves a man that can sew, but a man that can do yard work? Self-deprecating modeling antics with Tiger-King themed Face Mask?
Use as bookmark, Fridge magnet, Tree Ornament, Mistletoe, door shimmy, whatever!
Comes with red string – remove if you’re not using as bookmark!
ESSANta is super spreading holiday cheer this 2020!
Thank you for continuing to support small business.
- Approximately 2″ X 4″ with red string
- MAIL TO Joe Exotic (AKA Joseph Allen Schreibvogelin AKA Joe Maldonado AKA Joe Dillon) in prison! He can bookmark his bible or have him autograph for you! Here’s his address – Joe Maldonado-Passage, 26154-017, BOP Fort Worth, PO Box 15330, Ft Worth, TX 76119
- Magnet will stick to any metal except aluminum – not thick enough to make a shiv in jail so no worries. (BAHR is not liable for any bodily harm potentially caused)
- Give to your bookworm love, do people still read real books?
- Slap this magnet anywhere! Your old metal 2-piece hockey stick, Any Car EXCEPT Saturns, Burning Ice Resurfacer, Hunting Rifle, Skate Riveter, Power Pole, etc.
- GUARANTEED KISS as a mistletoe! Conversation starter, YOU ARE WELCOME! Invite Essan to your wedding. (NO REFUNDS, Not actual Guarantee – don’t get mad at me please)
- Sturdy thick magnet – In case you don’t have AAA, can be used to shimmy door.
- Not recommend for illegal drug use, I’m talking to you Evgeny Kuznetsov! JUST KIDDING! #Chirp