A perfect gift for a great cause! ALL PROFITS will be donated to Meals on Wheels!
Do you miss hockey? Have you lost too many #STYCEMBER contests?
This pandemic has got us out of sorts, especially with our pre game rituals…
… especially taking our pre game dump and change. #pregamedumpandchange
Everyone loves a man that can sew, but a shameless plug like Brandon taking one for the team in pursuit of what’s right! 2-ply or bust!
Use as a drink coaster, Bookmark, Fridge magnet, Tree Ornament, Mistletoe, door shimmy, whatever!
Comes with red string – remove if you’re not using as bookmark!
ESSANta is super spreading holiday cheer this 2020!
Thank you for continuing to support small business.
- Approximately 4″ X 4″ with red string
- Evokes inspoorational movement towards our beer league way of life!
- Inspired by last year’s VIRAL Sensation Brandon from Canada with his trusty sidekick pug! <<< SEE Instagram post here>>>
- Magnet will stick to any metal except aluminum – not thick enough to make a shiv in jail so no worries. (BAHR is not liable for any bodily harm potentially caused)
- Give to your bookworm love, do people still read real books?
- Slap this magnet anywhere! See how long it takes ’em to notice! Put on your old metal 2-piece hockey stick, Any Car EXCEPT Saturns, Burning Ice Resurfacer, Hunting Rifle, Skate Riveter, Power Pole, etc.
- GUARANTEED KISS as a mistletoe! The perfect Icebreaker/conversation starter, YOU ARE WELCOME! Invite Essan to your wedding. (NO REFUNDS, Not actual Guarantee – don’t get mad at me please)
- Sturdy thick magnet – In case you don’t have AAA, can be used to shimmy door. Do not use to break into other people’s homes!