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#PreGameDumpAndChange 1-Pack Drink Coaster – Fridge Magnet – Tree Ornament – Bookmark

$3.99

“Not the hero we want, but the one we need in the dumps.” – PatchEss O’Houlihan 

Good enough for the Great One #PreGameDumpAndChange

ALL PROFITS from this product will be donated to MEALS ON WHEELS! 

All profits will go to Meals On Wheels! AMERICA’S SENIORS NEED YOU
Your gift will help us support the local programs that keep seniors safe and living independently nationwide.

 

If you’re an ESSENTIAL worker, please let ESSAN know! He will send you one FREE!

He’s giving these away to show his appreciation to all medical workers, care home workers, Nurses, EMTs, Police, Fire, Teachers, Military, Postal Workers, Retail grinders, and everyone who risks their lives to serve us! Y’all are our heroes!

Grandma “Queen Victoria” AKA Eggnog approved.

 

If you’d like to donate, send to Essangalo@gmail.com (paypal) or @Essangalo (Venmo)

49 in stock (can be backordered)

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Description

A perfect gift for a great cause! ALL PROFITS will be donated to Meals on Wheels!

Do you miss hockey? Have you lost too many #STYCEMBER contests?

This pandemic has got us out of sorts, especially with our pre game rituals…

… especially taking our pre game dump and change. #pregamedumpandchange

Everyone loves a man that can sew, but a shameless plug like Brandon taking one for the team in pursuit of what’s right! 2-ply or bust!

Use as a drink coaster, Bookmark, Fridge magnet, Tree Ornament, Mistletoe, door shimmy, whatever!

Comes with red string – remove if you’re not using as bookmark!

ESSANta is super spreading holiday cheer this 2020!

Thank you for continuing to support small business.

Product Specs

  • Approximately 4″ X 4″ with red string
  • Evokes inspoorational movement towards our beer league way of life!
  • Inspired by last year’s VIRAL Sensation Brandon from Canada with his trusty sidekick pug! <<< SEE Instagram post here>>>
  • Magnet will stick to any metal except aluminum – not thick enough to make a shiv in jail so no worries. (BAHR is not liable for any bodily harm potentially caused)
  • Give to your bookworm love, do people still read real books?
  • Slap this magnet anywhere! See how long it takes ’em to notice! Put on your old metal 2-piece hockey stick, Any Car EXCEPT Saturns, Burning Ice Resurfacer, Hunting Rifle, Skate Riveter, Power Pole, etc.
  • GUARANTEED KISS as a mistletoe! The perfect Icebreaker/conversation starter, YOU ARE WELCOME! Invite Essan to your wedding. (NO REFUNDS, Not actual Guarantee – don’t get mad at me please)
  • Sturdy thick magnet – In case you don’t have AAA, can be used to shimmy door. Do not use to break into other people’s homes!

Additional information

Weight 1 oz
Dimensions 4 × 4 × 2 in

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Size Chart

Approximately 4" X 4" with red string

Sport Gold Brando with Pug sold separately

[caption id="attachment_57790" align="aligncenter" width="418"] Makes a great reading material bookmark. Make it a part of your #PreGameDumpAndChange ritual.[/caption]  

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